The Fourth Post

This is the fourth post in the blog, and to be honest I'm kind of at a loss for words.

I might as well try to write a story.

Once upon a time, in the faraway land of...Space? Yeah Space sounds right, Albert Einstein invented Space. There lived an alien named Glorb, and he was just chilling until a meteor hit his ship. Glorb wasn't too thrilled about this, because he had just bought Grand Theft Auto V and he wanted to play it. So as his ship plummeted towards earth at around 800 mph before reaching terminal velocity, Glorb just hung onto his PS3 for dear life.

His ship crashed into the Hudson River, where the chemicals in his ship polluted the water even more, mutating the life in the water into awful and grotesque creatures. Glorb didn't notice this, and he went into New York City trying find a TV to hook up his PS3 and play Grand Theft Auto.

He was pretty angry that he couldn't find a single TV in New York City, and so he went to the mayor's office and made himself mayor of New York City by beating the current mayor in a staring contest. His first policy as mayor of New York was getting a TV installed in his office. That was impossible because the Mutants ate all the TVs.

Glorb was angry, and he became angsty. He travelled the world after, learning martial arts and weaponry from Robin Hood, Batman, and Shaolin monks and others to defeat the monsters and bring a TV to his office.

After an epic battle that lasted several years, Glorb defeated the mutants and became the President of the World. The economy got fixed, and everything became awesome. Better yet, President Glorb got a TV and everyone loved him.

This is the end of the story.